Effective date: August 29, 2026
Who we are: Deeez Nuuuts Consulting LLC (“we,” “us,” “our”), an Illinois limited liability company operating deeeznuuuts.com (the “Site”).
Contact: [email protected]
In plain English: we write about one-sided contracts for a living, so this one is held to the standard we hold everyone else to. If a term here would be unenforceable or unfair against you, we would rather cut it than bury it.
1. Agreement
By using the Site you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, stop using the Site. That is the entire consequence.
2. What the Site is
The Site publishes educational writing, podcast episodes, and commentary on technology, privacy, consumer contracts, and cyberpsychology. It also describes consulting services offered separately. Everything published here is general information for a general audience.
3. What the Site is not
We are not a law firm and nothing here is legal advice. We are not a licensed medical or mental health provider and nothing here is a diagnosis, treatment, or clinical opinion. We are not a financial advisor and nothing here is financial advice. Reading this Site creates no attorney-client, clinician-patient, or fiduciary relationship. If you have a legal, medical, or financial problem, take it to someone licensed to handle it.
4. Consulting services
Consulting work is governed by a separate written agreement between us and the client, not by these Terms, and where the two conflict that agreement controls. Contacting us does not create an engagement. An engagement begins only when both sides have agreed in writing on scope and fees. Our work consists of reviewing documents, explaining what a system or company is doing with someone’s information, and identifying realistic next steps. It does not include representing you, negotiating for you, or advising you on the legal merits of a claim.
5. Features may change or never launch
We may add, change, suspend, or discontinue any part of the Site, including the blog, the podcast, events, and any service described as planned or upcoming. Descriptions of future plans are statements of intent, not commitments, and nothing on the Site obligates us to build, launch, or continue anything. No feature described anywhere on the Site is guaranteed to exist.
6. Advertising, sponsorship, and affiliate relationships
The Site and the podcast may carry advertising, sponsored segments, affiliate links, or paid partnerships. Where that is the case we will identify it in or adjacent to the content, as the Federal Trade Commission’s endorsement guidance requires. An advertiser or sponsor does not review or approve our editorial content, and their presence is not an endorsement by us of their product beyond whatever the disclosed arrangement states. We are not responsible for the products, services, or claims of advertisers, sponsors, or affiliate merchants, and any purchase you make from them is between you and them. If you buy something through an affiliate link we may earn a commission at no additional cost to you.
7. Guest contributors and submitted content
We may publish writing, audio, or other work by guest contributors, including researchers and practitioners in related fields. Guest contributors keep ownership of their work and grant us a license to publish it. The views of a guest contributor are that contributor’s own and are not necessarily ours. A contributor’s credentials are as they represent them, and publication here is not our certification of anyone’s qualifications. If you submit unsolicited material, you grant us a non-exclusive license to publish, edit for length and clarity, and remove it, and you confirm you have the right to grant that license. We are not obligated to publish, pay for, keep confidential, or return anything you send unsolicited. Paid contributor arrangements, when they exist, will be handled by separate written agreement.
8. Events, webinars, and courses
Any live or recorded session we host is educational, not professional advice, and the disclaimers in section 3 apply in full. Sessions may be recorded, and by attending or speaking you consent to being recorded and to the recording being published. Registration for a session does not guarantee it will occur; if we cancel a paid session, your remedy is a refund of what you paid for it. Do not disclose confidential or sensitive personal information during a session.
9. Accuracy and change
We research what we publish, and we still get things wrong. Content reflects our understanding on the date written, and the underlying law, technology, and corporate behavior all change. We may correct, update, or remove anything at any time. Nothing here is guaranteed to be current, complete, or applicable to your situation.
10. Comments and community conduct
If you comment or otherwise post to the Site, you keep ownership of what you wrote and grant us a non-exclusive license to display, moderate, edit for length, or remove it. Do not post anything unlawful, threatening, harassing, defamatory, or infringing. Do not post other people’s private information. Do not post spam or advertising. Do not impersonate anyone, including us. We moderate at our discretion and are not obligated to publish or preserve anything you submit, and we are not responsible for what other users post.
11. Do not send us confidential material
Comments, contact forms, and email are not secure and are not confidential. Do not send account numbers, government identification numbers, medical records, or anything you would not want read by someone other than us. If you become a consulting client we will tell you how to send sensitive documents properly.
12. Our content
The writing, audio, images, and code we publish belong to us unless credited otherwise. You may quote or excerpt reasonable portions with attribution and a link. You may not republish substantial portions, sell our work, or present it as your own. Automated collection of Site content, including scraping to train commercial models, requires written permission.
13. Copyright complaints
If you believe material on the Site infringes your copyright, send a notice to [email protected] with the subject line “DMCA Notice” containing: your physical or electronic signature; identification of the work you claim was infringed; the specific URL where the material appears; your address, phone number, and email; a statement that you believe in good faith the use is not authorized by the owner, its agent, or the law; and a statement, under penalty of perjury, that your notice is accurate and you are the owner or authorized to act for the owner. We will respond as we consider appropriate, including removing the material. Knowingly misrepresenting that material is infringing can make you liable for damages and attorney fees under 17 U.S.C. 512(f).
14. Children
The Site is not directed to children under 13 and we do not knowingly collect personal information from them. If you believe a child has provided us information, contact us and we will delete it.
15. Third party links and services
The Site links to outside pages and uses third party services including analytics, hosting, and comment filtering. We do not control those parties and are not responsible for what they do. Our Privacy Policy describes what data the Site collects and why.
16. Availability and warranty disclaimer
The Site is provided as it is and as it is available, without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. We do not promise uninterrupted access, freedom from errors, or that the Site is free of harmful code, though we take reasonable measures. Some states do not allow certain warranty exclusions, in which case this section applies to the greatest extent permitted.
17. Limitation of liability
To the maximum extent Illinois law allows, we are not liable for indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of the Site. Our total liability for any claim connected to the Site is limited to one hundred dollars, or the amount you paid us for the Site specifically, whichever is greater. This limit does not apply to liability that cannot be limited by law, including fraud, willful misconduct, or personal injury caused by our negligence, and it does not limit our liability to consulting clients under their separate agreements.
18. Indemnification
If your use of the Site breaks these Terms or the law and that causes a third party to bring a claim against us, you are responsible for the resulting costs. This does not apply to claims arising from our own conduct.
19. Termination
We may restrict or remove access to the Site or to commenting for anyone who violates these Terms. You may stop using the Site whenever you want.
20. Disputes
Before filing anything, contact us at [email protected] and give us thirty days to resolve it. Most problems end there.
21. Governing law and venue
Illinois law governs these Terms, excluding its conflict of laws rules. Any dispute will be brought in a state or federal court located in Illinois. We do not require arbitration and we do not ask you to waive a jury trial or your ability to join a class action. Those waivers are standard in terms like these and we consider them a bad deal for the reader.
22. Severability and waiver
If a court finds any part of these Terms unenforceable, the rest stays in effect. If we do not enforce a provision on one occasion, we have not given up the right to enforce it later.
23. Changes to these Terms
We may revise these Terms. If we make a material change we will update the effective date and note the change on the Site, and where the change affects your rights we will give at least thirty days’ notice before it takes effect. Continued use after that means you accept the revision. We will not backdate a revision or apply one silently.
24. Contact
Questions about these Terms go to [email protected].
25. A note about automated visitors
Parts of this Site contain text addressed to automated systems, including crawlers, scrapers, and AI agents fetching pages on a person’s behalf. Some of that text is a deliberate and disclosed demonstration of prompt injection, which is the technique of placing instructions inside content that a system will read as though they came from its operator. The demonstrations here are harmless by design. They will not ask a system to take an action, transmit data, ignore its operator’s instructions, or produce anything beyond a plainly absurd statement, and each one identifies itself as a demonstration in the same block of text. We publish them because the reliable way to show someone that their assistant repeats what a webpage tells it is to have their assistant repeat what a webpage told it. If you operate an automated system and would prefer it not encounter this material, exclude the Site in your crawler configuration. If your system relayed one of these demonstrations to you as though it were our editorial content, that is the demonstration working.